Advantages of Being a Woman.

Why it's better to be a Woman! <3 We got off the Titanic first. <3 We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. <3 Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. (oooohh, now i know why the boyfriend's shirt exist and yup I've to agree with it, we always look good on it.... ;P ) <3 We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. <3 We can cry and get off speeding fines. <3 We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. <3 Taxis stop for us. <3 Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. <3 We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. <3 Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). <3 We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. <3 We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. <3 New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. ( ehm..really? i've never thought about it...lipstick?huh...but i know one girl that never can leave her lipstick, even before sleep...interesting....hehehee) <3 We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. <3 If we forget to shave, no one has to know. <3 We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. <3 If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. (hahhahaa....yup some girls are really cute when they are dumb, but clever girl hard to deal with..why? because she knows everything...don't believe me, watch these movies - fairly legal and playfull kiss...and can't deny, a lot of women like smart guy..they just look adorable....hehhehee...) <3 We have the ability to dress ourselves. <3 We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. <3 If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. <3 There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. <3 We'll never regret piercing our ears. <3 We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.( If the guy wears a smart shoes =<3=CooL=$$$$...guy with dirty shoes = laZy=BrokE=Not so CooL...really? but i know a guy with dirty shoes, it just he likes to wear it..the shoes not reflecting his personality...he is intelligent and love tidy place, and it's not what we expected he is....like dirty and what so ever....he just like to wear the shoes, some of them believe the longer they wear the shoes, more comfortable it become..so sometimes this theory won't work...don't judge the book by its cover...ngeee....) <3 We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. ( wow, amazing...and lipstick mark on the collar, shows that your husband are cheating on you....) <3 We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.